sailor99 Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) You have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudinessFrom Much Ado about Nothing (Shakespeare) Lear calls Goneril a "Detested Kite" while in Henry V (?) "From the powedering tub of infamy fetch forth the lazar's kite of Cressida's kind". Both are pretty detestable Elizabethan insults (Lazar being a leper and a kite being a carrion eater), although may not have have the same impact on the average festival field today! Edited May 19, 2009 by Sailor99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david ellison Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 sesquipidalian indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailor99 Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 sesquipidalian indeed Singular floccinaucinihilipilification if ever I saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hezz Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Well, there's always the obvious.. "Go Fly A Kite!!" And... "He's one Frog short of a Chorus" Hezz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean750 Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 "Your frame seems a little limp, to bad they don't make a pill for that" "You fly like a fart in a frying pan." Just gave it a shot. Sorry Dean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdventureAng Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I've never been good with the insults...usually I just repeat what the other person has said to me and stick "You'r mom.." in front of it. It makes the insult so much worse.... Yeah, well you're MOM is all vent and no sail......hahaha...that one hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AldenMiller Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 How about this: Your kite is so ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop to the down spar so the dog will chase it. -Alden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temoniprince Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Alden I am starting to get the felling that this is what happend to you when you were little! Does your wife still do this? lol j/p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AldenMiller Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Alden I am starting to get the felling that this is what happend to you when you were little! Does your wife still do this? lol j/p Only when she thinks I am feeling lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAWVEEDA Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 How about this:Your kite is so ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop to the down spar so the dog will chase it. -Alden What was Antman's excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Hoath Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 How about this:Your kite is so ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop to the down spar so the dog will chase it. -Alden I like the "ugly" train of thought. How about, did you find that kite caught up in the ugly tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepster Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I like the "ugly" train of thought. How about, did you find that kite caught up in the ugly tree? Okay then, how about ... why did you frame your kite with ugly sticks? Naw, not so good ... come on Steve give it that British touch!!! Cheers, Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS Kite Stakes Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Your kite is ugly and you fly it funny.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Your kite is ugly and you fly it funny.......... I am gradually warming up to this thread but do not have a 'killer line' yet. However, it may go along the lines of... 'so you can fly slo-mo? So go ahead and show us' <shrugs> Felix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 "I can think of a GREAT place for that stake..." "you fly like a dual liner" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 <snip>"you fly like a dual liner" I think that aspects of speed control should be handled with careful consideration. Anyone who can maintain constant forward speed with a Rev is doing very well. The two liners do not have many options. Felix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 You smell like you could use some ripstop shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsking Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Come back when you get over being a novice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS Kite Stakes Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Is that what you call flying a kite? You're so dumb, you're paying iQuad for your hover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morrunya Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I've never been good with the insults...usually I just repeat what the other person has said to me and stick "You'r mom.." in front of it. It makes the insult so much worse....Yeah, well you're MOM is all vent and no sail......hahaha...that one hurts. Ur mum flies kites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnfarl Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 He (She) doesn't know his (her) upwind from his down wind. OK now up wind is when the wind is up from you and down wind is when the down from you or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone in Shoe Bob Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 "you fly like a dual liner" Now that one I do like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kite Krusader Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Your such a bad flyer your kite keeps breaking strings just to get away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloo Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 The way you are flying it looks like you have got the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big bri Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Ever thought about Fishing or Golf BRIAN... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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