Stephen Hoath Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Ever thought about Fishing or GolfBRIAN... Ouch, remind me not to upset you! When did you take up knitting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailor99 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 When did you take up knitting?You misunderstand Stephen. Brian doesn't actually knit, its just how he types kiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortflyer Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) My New Favorite "Great Another Bob n' Weave" (i'll pay for this i'm sure) all in fun Bob but it does make for a great line Edited May 20, 2009 by FortFlyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Weider Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 This is a million dollar competition, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitecowboy Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Your kite is ugly and you fly it funny.......... this is the best one so far. IMHO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAWVEEDA Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Your kite is ugly and you fly it funny.......... Oh yeah Stakeman! Well I can always get a better looking kite. Whats your excuse? I could hear that reply on the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean750 Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Ever thought about flying single stringers? Sure, you got talent. Just not with handles in your hands. Can you wind lines? Let me fly your kite, maybe you'll learn a thing or two. Limp Stick My second attempt. Dean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodyspecial Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 St. Jude called, put down the handles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temoniprince Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 "I can think of a GREAT place for that stake...""you fly like a dual liner" THis makes me laugh bc Rich tells this to me everytime i fly with him AHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauranyyfan Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 He always takes it from behind! ... the refuel, that is ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temoniprince Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 ahahahaha way to funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyinken Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 If my kite looked like yours, I'd rather fly the bag it came in. Or. You fly quads like John B........................................, when he was still in diapers. Or Are you flying a quad, or is there poison ivy in your undies. And lastly. (its almost over) No, No, No, to hold the lines use a stake, not a steak. OK, gotta go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS Kite Stakes Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 If my kite looked like yours, I'd rather fly the bag it came in. That one has my vote.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauranyyfan Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Are you going to fly or just sit on your ass all day? hmmm, who could that be? Just joking, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAWVEEDA Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Are you going to fly or just sit on your ass all day?hmmm, who could that be? Just joking, of course... Leave the birthday boy alone! If he chooses not to fly that is his birthday wish. Why anyone would wish that I don't kow..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_of_melnsct Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Doesn't that new kite of yours have brake lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimfielder Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Yo Mama's soooo big, a Blast 4-8 couldn't budge her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean750 Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Maybe you should drop down to the Backtracker till you get the hang of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manny1704 Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 You could not get that kite off the ground if you you held it on three foot lines and climb up a ladder You fly your kite worse than George Bush ruled the country If bad kite flyers would attract good looking women/men, you would be hooked up with Miss/Mr Universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrik Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 "he/she's as sharp as the marble on top of the stake" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone in Shoe Bob Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 You could not get that kite off the ground if you you held it on three foot lines and climb up a ladder Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepster Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have a winner. Bob, Opps, with all due respect to Manny's insult, which is good, I'm still in love with Steve's: "he's all venting and no sail" Of course Manny's is directed more at the kite and Steve's is directed at the individual, so we could have a winner in two different categories. Cheers, Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepster Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 It's more sailing related, but ... "He's all sail and no rudder" ... ie "He's all spinnaker and no rudder" Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone in Shoe Bob Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 ........Of course Manny's is directed more at the kite ....... I didn't read it that way I took it to be a pop at his kite flying skills, after all if Karl Longbottom can fly his under pants then surely anything is possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepster Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I didn't read it that way I took it to be a pop at his kite flying skills, after all if Karl Longbottom can fly his under pants then surely anything is possible. I do love the under pants kites ... saw the one Big Bri brought to the states ... you did see the picture of him modeling them ... got to be a picture around here someplace, 'cuz lots of flashes were going off. Rebuttal: Directed against kite: You could not get that kite off the ground if you you held it on three foot lines and climb up a ladder Directed against person: You could not get a kite off the ground if you you held it on three foot lines and climbed up a ladder Cheers, Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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