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Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.

Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?

Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.

Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want.

Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.

Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.

Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.

Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?

Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?

Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?

Waitress: I don't make the rules.

Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

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Here's a couple that should stump most of ya. ;)

1. "Responsibility is a heavy responsibility."

2. "If you had another brain, it'd die of lonliness."

3. "YOUR, AH, HOT DOG, and you better not hurt her...."

This ones more of a gesture while at the movie.

When seen on screen, this actor is called "Asshole", what movie are you watching?

See if ya all know these. Movie and if you can, charactors name. ;)

Dean

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Here's a couple that should stump most of ya. ;)

1. "Responsibility is a heavy responsibility." Cheech & Chongs Next Movie easy one

2. "If you had another brain, it'd die of lonliness."

3. "YOUR, AH, HOT DOG, and you better not hurt her...." Rocky Horror Frank Furter "classic"

This ones more of a gesture while at the movie.

When seen on screen, this actor is called "Asshole", what movie are you watching?

See if ya all know these. Movie and if you can, charactors name. ;)

Dean

1. "Responsibility is a heavy responsibility." Cheech & Chongs Next Movie easy one

2. "If you had another brain, it'd die of lonliness." Got me on that one

3. "YOUR, AH, HOT DOG, and you better not hurt her...." Rocky Horror Frank Furter "classic"

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Tonto down stairs, theres a guy wants to talk to you

Whats he look like?

Serious

tell him I'm coming up

OK I forgot the name of the movie but its about a assassin that ends up taking care of a little girl His name was Leon I believe. (crap this is gonna bug me)

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OK I forgot the name of the movie but its about a assassin that ends up taking care of a little girl His name was Leon I believe. (crap this is gonna bug me)

Great movie! It was called The Professional with Jean Reno. The little girl was Natalie Portman.

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1. "Responsibility is a heavy responsibility." Cheech & Chongs Next Movie easy one

2. "If you had another brain, it'd die of lonliness." Got me on that one

3. "YOUR, AH, HOT DOG, and you better not hurt her...." Rocky Horror Frank Furter "classic"

Good job Fort. Wondered if anyone here had seen these. # 2 is also from Next Movie though. They're in the Thunderbird, Chong is waiting to get a job rolling dope.

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OK I forgot the name of the movie but its about a assassin that ends up taking care of a little girl His name was Leon I believe. (crap this is gonna bug me)

Well done... It called Leon - classic movie and anyone should watch it !!!

The end is so wrong !!!

And what about Princess Amadala - looks a bit young to me.

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How about: "I'll see you on the beach!"

or (because I love this movie, which, at first, had zero interest in seeing and watched it twice in a row)

"To infinity and beyond"..... (you all should know this, I hope)

Thats not flying, thats falling with style

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