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Sometimes I get the feeling that Monty Python is more of a British documentary than just a comedy ...

Geeez,

Tom

Umm, the Monty Python show was actually a reality tv show.

While I was doing this http://steel.ced.berkeley.edu/cris/kap/dis...p;page=1#Item_0

at Felixstowe docks here in the UK the dock security chaps were dancing around on the dock edge bashing each other with a large fish.

If you are taking anything remotely seriously here it means you have been caught by someone writing out tickets.

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Oh I have lead a sheltered life, thank god for Urban Dictionary.

I went and read the definition there Sir. That is NOT the definition that I know. I can see why some would be offended. But that was not what I meant.

I meant that the persons hover was unstable because they can't stop they're hands from moving.

Dean

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That's not bad for an amateur.

I swear someone said something like this here recently. :blushing: No real comeback for it considering the source. :lol:

Why do you use long handles? Compinsating for something? ;) (anything longer than 13")

After watching that demo, I think you could spice it up a little with a leatard or tue tue with all the prancing you do.

(Kinda aimed, then remembered that I might actually fall into the category minus the demo part. :blushing: )

It's funny, wether your driving or flying team, I feel the need to pray before and kiss the ground after.

WHEW!!! I thought you were going to make me look like a novice. Off day eh? :devil:

Dean

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I know this is slightly off topic but I felt the need to share.

I bought a deodorant stick today

I'd never used one before, so I read the instructions. They said :

'Remove top and slowly push up bottom'

I'm in Casualty at the moment, but my farts smell lovely!!!

I'm not touching this one. But thats the funniest thing I've seen on here in a LOOOOOONNNNGGGG time. :lol: Made my morning.

Sorry for your pride, but it could be worse.

Dean

Thank you Sir, good post to read first thing in the morning for a giggle.

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Two way insult:-

To others:- I see you haven't trained your new rev yet then...

OR

To self:- I haven't trained this one yet, it still likes the ground too much.

Team flying:-

The other left/right

Not the special needs left/right

Up is toward the blue bit, not the green.

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My True story fav.

Axel Ferraro & My Son in the main arena about 10 years ago, so about 8 & 6 years old. Flying Carl Robersthaw SUL Fury or something similar, in ZERO wind.

Next to me outside the area: Kid to Dad, IF they can FLY! Why can't you DAD !

Now that's a put down !

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